Andy and Katie went to the dentist today. On returning home, Andy dashed into my office to let me know what happened...
Andy: "Daddy, we went to the Dentist and my teeth are all clean!"
Me: "That's great buddy!"
Andy: "Yeah, and the dentist gave us a free beer for you."
Me: *Perplexed and Amused* "A free BEER?"
Andy: "Yeah, a BEEEEEEER."
Me: "Like the kind you drink?"
Andy: *Sticking to his story* "Yes, a beer."
Me: "Well, cool, where is it?"
Andy: "Mommy drank it accidentally. I tried to stop her but she wouldn't listen to me."
Me: "I see... Hey Andy, did you make this whole story up?"
*Pause*
Andy: "Yeah... Everything but the dentist."
You know, that's a pretty good idea... free beer at the dentist. I sure as heck would go to the dentist more often if the gave away free beer. Would make those annoying waiting room experiences a while lot more tolerable, not to mention the procedures.
2 comments:
priceless, I o to the dentis twice a year, hic.
...he's got the right idea alright! They should ALL have a bar in the waiting room! the dentist, the gyno, the mammo and every appt where I am seeing a DR.!
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